sorelatable:

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”

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gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

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I just saw a car with a “stop factory farming” bumper sticker on the back and 2 litres of chocolate milk sitting on the front seat…

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Omg want!  #Supernatural

Omg want! #Supernatural

1 hour ago #supernatural
Just helping Wal-Mart merchandise their CDs

Just helping Wal-Mart merchandise their CDs

1 hour ago
just-relatable:

good vibes here!

just-relatable:

good vibes here!

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halifaxgibbet:

dorigaga:

halifaxgibbet:

moderationwithallthings:

halifaxgibbet:

moderationwithallthings:

nuchtchas:

moderationwithallthings:

nuchtchas:

moderationwithallthings:

nuchtchas:

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Enjoy life, eat some cake and pizza”

The key word there being some. You dont get overweight when you treat cake and pizza as treats and not dietary staples.

STFU! Don’t modify a poem with your…

Because telling people to eat cake and pizza as much as they want is a positive thing? Dont take care of your body or yourself. Yeah, sounds positive to me. 

You dont need to pull others down with you by making them eat like you. Pull them up and tell them to treat themselves with care, not scoff cake. Thats not normal. 

There you go inferring things that aren’t there again.  The poem was originally posted as a response to fat shaming bull crap, it tickled me so much that I asked if I could post it here.  You first decide to tell people, “nice poem but moderation because being fat is awful” then when I tell you to shut up you act as if I told people to eat nothing but cake and pizza, when I actually said you were the fool for thinking it did that.  As if anyone does that, and if they did, it’s not what this post is about.  If someone wants to treat themselves with cake, go for it, if they don’t want to eat cake, go for that, people get to make their own choices.  Like you are choosing to be an ass trying to make people feel bad about themselves.  It’s not working here, bu-bye.

The poem was originally posted as a response to fat shaming bull crap”

Nice buzz words ya got there, matey!

You first decide to tell people, “nice poem but moderation because being fat is awful””

Being fat is negative for your body and quality of life. There is nothing wrong with telling people to eat these things in moderation. Giving people an out to hurt themselves with food by pretending eating cake is a positive thing for you emotionally is cruel to those who have problems with binging and with obesity. To have someone validate that self harm as something necessary and happy is kind of terrible considering the kind of crowd we have here on tumblr and the intention and tags used for this post. 

This post is clearly not intended for those who need to eat cake. This is targeted at the fat acceptance advocates that need an excuse to eat cake. 





All I eat is pizza and subway and I weigh 100.. Don’t tell people how to eat.. my boyfriend refuses to have a hot dog eating context with me because he said I will win. I’m smaller than him and ear more and lay around. While he eats the sane food as me and works out. And isn’t much taller than me. My metabolism is just really fast.

You personally arent the one individual who defies physics. If you eat more than you do currently you will gain weight. The type of food is not an indication of the amount of energy you take in. If you consistently record how many actual calories you intake im sure it will realistically reflect your current body type. 

Have you seen what competitive eaters look like? Most of the good ones are quite thin. Its not because they arent eating, they obviously are. Their bodies are an indication of how much they eat consistently, not how much they can eat or eat occasionally. There have been studies that indicate that those who are obese self report their calories incorrectly by a large amount. Is say that most people including yourself have no idea how much exactly you eat, even if you’re paying attention to it. 

What good does pretending that you have no control over your body do? It disempowers you. It takes that control that you actually have and wrongfully attributes that as being something inherent in your genes. Thats simply not true. 

My calorie count for today. I eat like this every day.

3 scrambled eggs with 1/6th of a stick of butter mixed in: 355 calories
3 pieces of french toast with semi sweet chocolate chips: 527 calories
3 cans of coca cola 12 oz: 120 calories
2 Glasses of mint tea: 2 calories
1/2 a tomb stone pizza: 780
2 cans of progresso soup (Pot Roast): 220 calories 
6 chocolate chips ahoy chocolate ship cookies: 320 calories
Red Bull Mixed drink from Roasters: 110
Total: 2,434
 

what the normal calorie intake for my height weight and exercise level is supposed to be for maintenance: 1419

And I eat like this everyday and do not exercise. 




Do you eat exactly this every day?  You can’t pick a single day’s calories and say that’s how many calories you consume daily.  You would need to record everything for a few weeks and take an average to know for sure how many calories you consume.

Also, how many calories do you burn in a day?  Calories in is only half the equation.  Just because you don’t exercise does not mean you don’t burn calories.

Because one of two things is happening here:

1. You are burning off as much as you consume and therefore maintaining your weight.

2. You are eating excessive calories and they are magically disappearing into nothing and you are somehow defying the laws of nature.

Which seems more plausible?

I actually ate less than usual that day. Which is why I wrote it down. It’s not magic. It’s having a fast metabolism. Like i said don’t act like you know anything about me. Or tell me I eat like a health person because I don’t. Don’t shove your assumptions on me. I just gave awesome genetics.

So which is it then? Do you have a fast metabolism or do you only need 1400 calories a day for maintenance?

You do understand what metabolism mean, right?

If you are eating 2400 calories a day and maintaining your weight, guess what? Your maintenance calories are closer to 2400 a day, not 1400.

Try eating 5000 calories a day for a while, while maintaining a sedentary lifestyle, and see how awesome your genetics are then.

For the record, I never made an assumption about your health.  You are making claims that calories don’t matter based on your own flawed assumptions.  I am telling you that you are wrong, nothing more, nothing less.

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potsgirl:

forsciencejohn:

adventure-in-the-stars:

bear-with-me-watson:

onlyconsultingangel:

coolchizz:

fanart is not art.

Oh

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I’m sorry

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I can’t hear you

imageOver how good these are

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I’M SORRY

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WHAT WAS THAT

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ABOUT FANART

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NOT BEING

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REAL ART? 

I can’t even draw a fucking stick man 

also friendly reminder that this

is fanart of the bible

soooooo

Fan art is the best art

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indianbiatch:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

This is legit. x

And x

New Zealand finally gets the spotlight

Apparently USA is only #7





even canada’s higher than you america


I feel obligated to reblog every post that has the Robin Sparkles gif in it.

why is that even so surprising america treats people like shit

batgoattheexplorer:

dlubes:

judau:

masterofbirds:

snakegrin:

feelinundertheweather:

indianbiatch:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

slytherinstarkidwarbler:

This is legit. x

And x

New Zealand finally gets the spotlight

Apparently USA is only #7

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even canada’s higher than you america

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I feel obligated to reblog every post that has the Robin Sparkles gif in it.

why is that even so surprising america treats people like shit

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So tonight at work, a hummingbird flew into the store and couldn’t get out.

I have never seen a hummingbird that close, it’s unreal… it was silent and so unbelievably fast.

Anyway, I needed to get it out of the store, and it seemed to be attracted to the lights, so I turned them off, thinking it would head to the only light left: the open door.

Apparently, I overestimated this thing’s intelligence.  Instead, it started dive bombing my head.  They are NOT silent when they are an inch from your ear, it sounded like a swarm of angry hornets.

So I Googled how to get a hummingbird out, and I read that if they are trapped in your house, they will get fatigued and starve to death within 2 hours!  So my co-worker and I decided we needed to work fast!

We tried getting it to follow an iPhone flashlight, but it didn’t work.

We tried putting brightly coloured floral beach towels (I work at a beach store) on the floor at the doorway to trick it into thinking it was a garden, but that didn’t work.

We tried making a sugar water concoction to lure it down from the ceiling, but that didn’t work.

We tried standing outside the door so it would try to fly at us and get out, but no.

So we got two butterfly nets and tried to capture it the old-fashioned way. OMG he was FAST!

Luckily for us, a customer came in and helped us.  He caught it in the net and we let it out and it flew away.  It was in the store about half an hour and it was getting so tired even in that time.  I was so scared it was going to die, but luckily it didn’t!

Tonight was my last shift… at least it was eventful!

22 hours ago 3 notes#work #personal
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